The Legend of Steven Lee

Just took a piss on Mission in the middle of the street

What’s been hannin so far in my liiiiiiife

Yo wsup world I just wanna say that I pretty much love my life right now cus sb is so beautiful and the parties and the drank and the substances are smackinnnn!!!!!! Pretty bitches all over campus day n night you know it not even a problem dooooeeee. Jane doeeeee. I’ve been eating hella food from the locals feelme them hot wings oh muh guddd~ fucken delicousuh. Fuck college though I hate doing homework extra more but it’s cool. You know how they say you shouldn’t dorm with your friends since youre gonna start to hate each other well me and John are goin good so far we box the bathroom errday you know it ahaaaa. It’s been hella cold riding my bike in the piercing wind it is bad for my life these days. Speaking of “hella”, hella hurt fucking ugly can’t hang at all niggas moaning cus we say “hella” but someone needs to let them know that they’re hella wack as hella fuck by the way I met this one hurt virgin nigga that tried to bag on me cus of his wack ugly muhfuggin bitchassness. No mercy hoeeee. John got his bike jacked like twice and he came to sb with a mountain bike and now he’s riding around a beach cruiser hahahaha LOL!! People from the other UCs stay hating on sb cus it’s a party school but just cus you have blue balls you don’t have to bag on sb you hurt fuuuuuuuck@@ anyway yeah the dining common food tastes alright you for sure won’t crave it everrrrrr~~~!!!!~~~~~!!!!~~~!!! people in sb always slap that techno at first I was like what but now its cool cus it massages my body at parties aha…ha…ha… yeeeeeee I’m back at home right now just chillin on this here bed with my bitch just kidding with Sarah LOL!..  while shes browsing the interwebs for hello kitty stuff…. dot dot dot dot . Also wondering where the dro at right now and I just ate half a hoagie sandwich tastes bomb didnt even finish my chem homework thats due in 6 minutes cus I have no fucken time management for shit fuck my lifeeeeeeee!!!!! and also we’re watching a Christmas Carol and it aint even thanksgiving yet swaggin and yee shoutout to my dog Bobo you’re hella cute you fucken bitch and also I miss my niggas that are out at college somewhere I know some of you cant come back for thanksgiving but just know that I miss you guys and you should come back on winter break yeeaas. By the way to you bitch niggas I don’t have any STDs yet so suck my dick hoeeeaaaazzz I would write more but nothing is flowing into my brain system right now so this is just like dragon ball Z ima end this shit on a cliffhanger feelme yeah you to be continued…..