Day 2 rollin 3 deep in LA
Alright so me and Nobly got negative hours of sleep cus we stayed up the whole night talkin bout fucken females fck that niggaaaaaaa. Lawrence was dead asleep tho forreal we coulda shoved anythang up his ass and he would’ve still been asleep. “Woke up” at 8 o’ clockers to shower, do our hair, and got all sexed up to go to Universal Studios yeeeee. Ate breakfast at IHOP cus we ain’t no starving ass niggas feemee. Got to Universal Studios at like 12:30 ish the weather was hot as fuck we were hella wet! Sweat was drippin down my chest like no other just kidding you nasty fuck@ It wasn’t that hot but we definitely got tanner yee. So we rushed into Universal Studios entrance pretty boys comin thruu status. First ride we rode on was the mummy ride twas purrty sick. Lawrence told the people that he was anemic so we got a pass that took us to the front of every line LOL!!! Not gunna talk about every single ride we rode but we rode on every ride there was haha. For linner we had two big ass fucken turkey legs with chips and soda. I know what you’re thinking, “Steven’s nigga ass is just exaggerating. That turkey leg probably isn’t even that big!!” Well the only thing I have to say about that is FUCK YOU NIGGA that shit was huge so you can suck me. We all agreed that we only saw like 5 foine girls…. LA is slippin. Alright not gunna lie we camera whored the shid outta Universal Studios… limited edition pics coming soon to a Facebook near you!! Don’t miss out~ Anywayzz after we had all our fun we pretty boy dipped outta there and headed towards Nobly’s parent’s friend’s house. We over there/here right now as a matter of fact. Uncle Steve and Auntie Su are supa chill omgehddd. They fed us cocktails and champagne yeee hella good. Nobly’s alcoholic ass drank hella much she dead on the bed right now HAHAHAHAHA. But Auntie Su taught us how to make our own cocktails yeeeeee~ After that the three amigos walked around the streets of LA PUENTE to see what’s good. We walked around for like 20 minutes but then Lawrence and Nobly were like “Omgaah let’s turn back it’s so not safe here like omgahh” Just because I was wearing a red jacket… I’m surrounded by PUNANIS I sware fuh. But it’s whatever we turned back to Uncle Steve’s house and drank more cocktails and played some asian card game thang hahahaha. Then we watched the parents sing karaoke while we ate watermelon heh heh heh yumm. We spent hella days tryna get the wireless internet to work and after Lawrence finally grew a beard my genius ass got that shit workin which is why I’m typing this shiee up right now niggyy wooo. Yeah so we boutta watch some black movies because that’s all Nobly watches nowadays but it’s cooo. Giant ass ugly spider just climbed up right next to me but I didn’t even kill it cus I’m so dedicated to writing this post omg so dedicated. Oh and also like every fucking house has a loud ass dog in the front yard I have no clue what is wrong with these niggas because their dogs will not shut the fuck up!!! Alright we out on a shopping spree tomorrow early in the moanin’ so Ima stop typing for now deuceszzzz
